Bisphenol and Bigfoot

FDA: Chemical found in plastic bottles is safe
Trace amounts of bisphenol A won't harm adults or infants, review finds

Okay, so do we metabolize them? What does do it to our livers? Are those trace amounts being stored somewhere in our bodies? It doesn't matter. We've all been drinking and eating out of plastic now for so long that we're all doomed, anyway.

Trace. Whatever.

In other news, I'm excited to learn that a Bigfoot corpse has been discovered. Sure...there are lots of skeptics doling out their criticism (check out all the news posted just within the last 5 hours--Google "bigfoot press conference"), but you gotta admit that it's pretty thrilling to think that this elusive creative may have finally been found. Now...if these are proven to be big tricksters...hoaxsters...frauds...I will, of course, laugh; however, they do take their bigfootin' pretty seriously. For what is, in my opinion, the best unbiased report of this story, go here. We can count on Investigation Discovery (as in Discover Channel) to follow this story.

So, there's the wrap up of today's news: Bisphenol and Bigfoot.