What happened to February?

Surely a month didn't go by without a word from me...

I think of all kinds of interesting tidbits to write about as I drive to and fro...ya think I can remember them when I sit down in front of the computer? Heck no!

Via e-mail, my longtime pal, Jennifer, and I swap all sorts of amusing stuff. Jennifer and I are bonded by the special need to make fun of stuff (and, yes, people...I'm not even really ashamed to admit that). Jennifer knows all my secrets. We were roommates during the time when I was at my worst as a wild child...she knows things I never want anyone to know and I know that she will take them to her grave. Jennifer currently lives in the Denver area and we're on about a once a year visitation...One day she'll come home and we'll live happily ever after. In the meantime, I look forward to our frequent e-mail exchanges and the laughs they inevitably bring.

Okay...so you know a little about Jennifer. Two recent amusing items from Jennifer are sure to amuse you, as well:

How stupid do they think we are?
I just started to fix a frozen pizza Thank God I read the instructions. Did you know I should not eat it unless I cook. "DO NOT EAT UNCOOKED PIZZA" & I was going to eat a frozen uncooked pizza.

E-mail on Wednesday
Knoxnews.com today "Fallen Tree Kills Woman" what happened did she trip over it? If it had already fallen how did it hit her trailer?

One of my notes to Jennifer:

Double Dipping:
It spreads bacteria…no shit. One of these days I want to get lots of grant money to study stuff that’s really obvious from a common sense conclusion standpoint. Wanna help?