This is a test of the Sarcasm Alert for Christine's Dumb Blog system. Orange means the risk of sarcasm today is moderate.
Boy, I really would like to discuss certain rights granted to all human beings by the Constitution...specifically with regard to the sanctity of life (all life!!). The only reason I don't is to protect someone I love deeply who shall remain nameless. I swear....send a child off to college... (Seriously...I will not use this as a forum for political discussion, so any remotely political comments will be deleted. And okay...maybe I do have a little in me. This person got me going last night.)
Whenever I see someone with nice white teeth, I think of that Friends episode where Ross bleaches his teeth so extremely that they glow in the dark. I then fear that standing next to the person with "whiter teeth than mine" will make my own teeth look abnormally yellow. Finally, we have the opportunity to vote on whether a few carefully chosen celebrities have teeth that are "too white" or "just right" white. Let's stop the madness and reestablish realistic expectations of teeth color in America! Join me, will you? (that word "vote" is your link to do so)
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Maybe I Really am a Hypocrite & Are My Teeth Yellow?
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White teeth? You wanna know white teeth..I doNOT watch Oprah very much..however did happen to catch her show when she had Magic Johnson on? She was so taken with his white teeth, she had a difficult time concentrating on the subject and made a comment..national TV..they did look pretty white..
does that count for a vote?
Sharon,
They must have been quite dazzling! I don't watch Oprah much, either. On the rare occasion that I do, however, she gets me going on something.
-C
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